Clueless
Avec : Alicia Silverstone, Brittany Murphy, Paul Rudd, Stacey Dash, Elisa Donovan, Jeremy Sisto...
Réalisateur : Amy Heckerling
Studio : Paramount
Année : 1995
- Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
- Cher: He does dress better than I do, what would I bring to the relationship?
- Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
- Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.
- Cher: Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.
- Cher: I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and like 3 pieces of licorice.
- Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.
- Dionne: Cher's saving herself for Luke Perry.
- Travis: I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I'd never be tardy.
- Cher: I want to do something for humanity.
- Josh: How about sterilization?
- Mel: What the hell is that?
- Cher: A dress.
- Mel: Says who?
- Cher: Calvin Klein.
- Cher: So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. 'cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.
- Tai: I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment.
- Dionne: Oh, well we do lunch in ten minutes. We don't have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff.
- Tai: No shit. You guys got Coke here?
- Dionne: Well, yeah.
- Cher: Yeah, this is America.
- Cher: This is where Dionne lives. She's my friend because we both know what it's like for people to be jealous of us.
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